(disclaimer: i might be drunk or high or both)
once upon a time, in russia, alex ovechkin was born but we'll just call him ovie.
ovie is good at lots of stuff
like being a rock star
and playing hockey
and being a mama's boy
WHO IS GONNA COOK? WHO IS GONNA CLEAN HIS STUFF? HE CAN'T DO IT?!!!!@!?
enter: alex semin but we'll just call him sasha.
hi sasha :3
ugh sasha is really fucking adorable and sweet and he actually made me love ovie more than i already love him so okay.
ovie loves getting hugs from sasha
i mean obviously
and this one time ovie totally took sasha's niece skating and gave an atomic wedgie to george mcphee's son all in the same day.
they celebrate birthdays together
they cheat at poker together
they ride roller coasters together
(and sasha obviously teases ovie about the way he says batmobile)
they play soccer together
and all real bffs have a secret handshake
p.s. all ovie wants is to give fans free chicken wings