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ovie luvs sasha and sasha luvs ovie and yay

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(disclaimer: i might be drunk or high or both)

once upon a time, in russia, alex ovechkin was born but we'll just call him ovie.

ovie is good at lots of stuff

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like being a rock star

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and playing hockey

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and being a mama's boy

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WHO IS GONNA COOK? WHO IS GONNA CLEAN HIS STUFF? HE CAN'T DO IT?!!!!@!?

enter: alex semin but we'll just call him sasha.

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hi sasha :3

ugh sasha is really fucking adorable and sweet and he actually made me love ovie more than i already love him so okay.

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ovie loves getting hugs from sasha

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i mean obviously

and this one time ovie totally took sasha's niece skating and gave an atomic wedgie to george mcphee's son all in the same day.

they celebrate birthdays together

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they cheat at poker together

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they ride roller coasters together

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(and sasha obviously teases ovie about the way he says batmobile)

they play soccer together



they're bffs

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and all real bffs have a secret handshake



the end?

p.s. all ovie wants is to give fans free chicken wings



Date: 2012-05-19 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com
Tell me a story about them, Larn!! Who's the hooker? It has to be Sasha, right, bc Ovie would totally be the one to actually buy one....

Date: 2012-05-19 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_la_belle_fille/
Right. So.

Sasha would definitely be the hooker, but I feel like he would be a pretty high paid escort, not really a hooker, because I've been giving it a lot of thought.

So it goes like this: Sasha's standing around smoking a cigarette outside at this really weird night club w/ foam and bubbles and whatever, he's being paid to be here so it's not like it matters, but there's this goofy looking guy eyeing him and the guy looks like he's got money, and is he wearing a fur coat? It's not even cold out but whatever. The guy keeps staring at Sasha, and Sasha cocks his hip to the side and figures he's got a few minutes before his john comes back from the bathroom.

The guy walks up to Sasha, kinda smiling, but kinda not. He greets Sasha in Russian which is kind of awesome because Sasha hasn't really run into many Russians since he got here but it also makes him a little home sick. The guy asks Sasha if he's w/ someone and Sasha says yes but gives the guy his card and says he can call him later. The guy says okay and walks off, later that night, when Sasha gets home he realizes that the guy didn't even tell him his name.

The guy doesn't call for a few weeks, which whatever, it's not like Sasha thinks about him or wonders why he hasn't called, but one night (Sasha's night off) he calls.
Edited Date: 2012-05-19 07:36 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-05-20 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com
alskfjdk sorry I was out all day BUT TELL ME MORE.

I agree Sasha would be a high paid escort - and I'm sure Ovie is wearing fur and probably hideous bling. Sasha could have standards, and there are some things that are rock solid non-negotiable, but tacky ostentatious display of wealth? It's not attractive, but Sasha can roll with that. Yes?

Date: 2012-05-20 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_la_belle_fille/
IT'S COOL (there's gonna be some hand waving action here because I don't know how Sasha couldn't know who Ovie was and be Russian so maybe Sasha is just out of the loop or something or maybe Ovie just looks really familiar idk I feel like this entire thing is super awkward I just wanna get to Sasha blowing Ovie)

okay so Sasha's phone is ringing and it's a private number but Sasha has a feeling he wants to pick this one up. So he does and Sasha automatically realizes that it's the guy from the other night and the guy says his name is Alex (which is weird because Sasha is Alex too) but then he tells Sasha that everyone just calls him Ovie.

Okay, so Ovie and Sasha make plans for a late dinner that night and they don't really discuss prices because Sasha is discreet and classy and that's just how he does things. Sasha makes sure to clean his place before he goes out because maybe Ovie will want to go back to his place, maybe Ovie's married or has a girlfriend or something but it's not Sasha's job to think about that kind of thing so whatever. They meet up a pretty high scale restaurant in the city not too far from Sasha's place and Ovie pulls Sasha's chair out for him and he's really kind of charming and that's weird too.

Sasha and Ovie talk about lots of stuff at dinner because they apparently have a lot in common, and Sasha thinks he's seen Ovie before. He looks really freaking familiar, but Sasha ignores that too because that's not his job. But Sasha keeps thinking "what the hell I must have seen this guy before.." and then when they're leaving the restaurant someone approaches them and, shit, it's a DC cop and Sasha is afraid he's going to get busted but the cop is asking Ovie for an autograph and after the cop leaves Ovie looks kind of sheepish about it. Finally Sasha realizes that Ovie is short for Ovechkin.

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