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patrick kane is ruining my life.
in the best way possible.

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why do we love patrick kane?
for many, many reasons

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he may look innocent

but patrick kane loves putting things in his mouth
and he does it just to fuck with you because he knows you're watching

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and he licks his lips all the fucking time

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why do you do this to us, kaner?
the answer is simple.
kaner's a douche bag.

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but don't be fooled
because he's fucking gorgeous

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and he's adorable as fuck

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and he says some amazing stuff

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and he's a pretty good bartender

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and he's a great big brother

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and honestly making this post is driving me up a fucking wall because
i actually can't handle seeing his fucking face.

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or his body

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and another really awesome thing about kaner is...

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usually tazer hangs around kaner

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but really?

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who wouldn't wanna hang around kaner?


the end?
thanks to zan for the awesome gifs <3

Date: 2012-03-21 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com
I love everything this post chooses to be.

PATRICK KANE, LIFE BETTERER.

Date: 2012-03-23 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicolasechs.livejournal.com
I THINK YOU MEAN LIFE DESTROYER

*CRIEZ FOREVER*

Date: 2012-03-23 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_la_belle_fille/
i feel like he makes everything better and worse AT THE SAME TIME ;)

Date: 2012-03-21 01:59 am (UTC)
ext_9946: (Default)
From: [identity profile] forochel.livejournal.com
/BOOKMARKING THIS FOREVER AND A DAY


also what is up with this (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y140/Lgirlie05/Patrick%20Kane%20is%20ruining%20my%20life/tumblr_luxyxmkaxv1qegk9bo1_500.jpg), WHY ARE YOU SO OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE, TAZER.

Date: 2012-03-23 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_la_belle_fille/
TAZER IS SO IN LOVE WITH HIM, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY, DUDE

Date: 2012-03-23 01:20 pm (UTC)
ext_9946: (Default)
From: [identity profile] forochel.livejournal.com
IT REALLY ISN'T. IT CAUSES HIM GREAT ANGST; WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THESE FEELINGS?

Date: 2012-03-21 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bottledminx.livejournal.com
I LOVE YOU AND HIS FAAAAAAACE

Date: 2012-03-23 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_la_belle_fille/
I LOVE YOU MOARRR <33 and i love kaner but i think that is obvious :3

Date: 2012-03-21 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deepsix.livejournal.com
FUCK YOU PATRICK KANE

YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE.

:DDDD:

Date: 2012-03-23 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_la_belle_fille/
IT'S HIS JOB, OKAY?

:DDDDD:

Date: 2012-03-21 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shaun84.livejournal.com
Everything that is good and true in the world is in this post. Where's the FAVORITE button? I'd Favorite the SHIT outta this post! As it is, I will add it to my memories and cherish the hell out of it :-)

Date: 2012-03-23 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_la_belle_fille/
ugh I'm so glad! I wanna share in my Kaner love w/ EVERYBODY :DDD

Date: 2012-03-22 02:18 am (UTC)
ext_3167: Happiness is a dragon in formaldehyde  (Default)
From: [identity profile] puckling.livejournal.com
This post is an accurate representation of my SOUL.

Date: 2012-03-23 03:16 am (UTC)
ext_3167: Happiness is a dragon in formaldehyde  (Default)
From: [identity profile] puckling.livejournal.com
MFYYYYYYYYYYYY

Date: 2012-03-23 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicolasechs.livejournal.com
UGH HIS FACE

I am disgusted with myself for how much I love it.

But thank you for putting all of his (horrible) attractiveness into one concentrated picspam.

PS: I am making so many icons from these pictures. *sobs*
Edited Date: 2012-03-23 02:28 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-03-23 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_la_belle_fille/
I'M SO EXCITED :DDD I LOVE YOUR ICONS!!! \o/

lol and I definitely need more kaner icons ;D

p.s. you're welcome!! :DD <33
Edited Date: 2012-03-23 03:27 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-03-23 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honeyrue.livejournal.com
UGH HIS STUPID EVERYTHING

what makes this EXTRA SAD is that i was definitely one of those people who was all, no, never, i could not ever find this human attractive.

AHAHA SPOKE TOO SOON D:

Date: 2012-03-30 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_la_belle_fille/
D: UGH HIS FACE IS SO STUPID D:

but it's wonderful at the same time why oh why D:

i had fun talking to you last night! i'm larn btw! :D

Date: 2012-04-02 11:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honeyrue.livejournal.com
Ugh, so sorry this response is so late, I couldn't get on LJ for a couple of days there ;(

It was so great to meet you!! I'll talk to you more in chat some other time! :DDD

Date: 2012-03-24 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sometimesalways.livejournal.com
THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST POSTS EVER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT FUCKING FACE THAT MOUTH THAT FUCKING ADORABLE SMILE WHICH CAN MAKE ME STOP THINKING THAT HE IS ACTUALLY THE DOUCHIEST DOUCHE TO EVER DOUCHE AHHHHHH. YESSSS DUDE. FUCKING YES. YES. YES. YES.

Date: 2012-03-30 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_la_belle_fille/
YES UGH YES HE IS SUCH A DOUCHE BAG AND HIS MOUTH IS FUCKING TERRIBLE/WONDERFUL :|

Date: 2012-04-06 05:22 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] chaoticallyclev.livejournal.com
I don't think i will ever be over his uh, beard. The mullet I can roll with for some reason. but the beard looks like he had like. jam stuck to his face and went and snuggled a cat or something. And the rest of the time he is actually like. disgustingly pretty considering that he is kaner. and my brain does not compute. HOW SO PRETTY AND YET STILL SO DISGUSTING BUT NOT EVEN A LITTLE? IT'S LIKE MAGIC.

...i have realized I have no icons. whelp. know what I'm doing this weekend.

Date: 2012-04-07 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_la_belle_fille/
i've pretty much decided kaner is disgustingly hot. he's gorgeous and perfect and DISGUSTING :| BUT THIS IS WHY WE LOVE HIM I THINK. D: i love his mullet though. BUSINESS IN THE FRONT PARTY IN THE BACK ;D

Date: 2012-04-07 09:04 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] chaoticallyclev.livejournal.com
he is unfairly attractive for someone who should be disgusting. idek. I don't even do finding people attractive. and yet EVEN YOUR ICON WORKS FOR ME. THAT SHOULD NOT BE AN ATTRACTIVE FACE.

Date: 2012-04-09 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swingingstars.livejournal.com
YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON FOR PUTTING THIS POST TOGETHER. IT IS THE BEST. NO IT'S NOT. YES IT IS. URGK. STOCKHOLMED.

HIS CURLS!!!!

HIS CUUUURLS!



(ps this is celeryw)

Date: 2012-04-10 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_la_belle_fille/
YYOYOYOYOYOY WADDUP!!! i just added you! and i see you just added me! yay frands!

dude i know i am a terrible person but i want to make another kaner post WITH EVEN MORE PICTURES OF KANER BEING SO KANERY-Y how do you feel about this?

:DDDDD

CURLS ARE THE FUCKING GREATEST. johnny loves them too he likes to pull on them when kaner gives him bjs. WHICH HAPPENS OFTEN. yep

Date: 2012-04-10 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swingingstars.livejournal.com
HORRIBLE. I WILL CURL UP INTO A BALL WITH MY ICE CREAM AND UGLY CRY. AND LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

♥ That's why Kaner has to keep his hair until a baseball cap all the time - it gives johnny too many feelings, he like pounces on pat every time he sees them. That and his hair is occasionally half jizz and not fit for public view - thanks johnny.
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